Cowabunga!
-Michelangelo
Tonight I dine on turtle soup.
-The Shredder / Baxter
We turtles don’t know the meaning of the word ‘defeat’.
-Leonardo
You’d better or else I’m gonna get sarcastic.
-Raphael
And what’s worse, they encourage people to have fun!
-Krang
(Sees clones of Michaelangelo) This is just like a shooting gallery. I wish that I could count so I could keep score!
-Bebop
Leonardo: Listen, Raph, about what I said before. You know, about not needing you and all.
Raphael: Leo, don’t.
Leonardo: Boy we missed you.
[They hug]
Donatello: It’s a Kodak moment.
-Turtles
[Donatello finds a three-day-old pizza]
Question: Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
-Donatello
April: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs… It was a joke.
-April&Michaelangelo
Dumb, dumb, dumb. Those dudes are so dumb.
-Michaelangelo
What up?!
-Mikey
Mama!
-Bebop
Do the words GO SUCK AN EGG hold any meaning fo ya?
–Raphael
(in a 4v2 fight )”turtles fight with honor”
-Leonardo
Now look watcha did! You gave me a boo-boo! Aaaaaahhh!
-Burne Thompson
This city is no place for this gator. I’m going back to my swamp!
-Leatherhead
HEY! BroadZILLA
-Casey Jones
Pizza dudes got thirty seconds.
-Mikey
“Wise men say forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”
-Mikey
Michael Angelo:Cowabunga!
-Michael Angelo
Hey, sounds like a good title for a horror movie!
-Raphael
They’ve escaped… But Shedder won’t; HE’S the one who’s responsible for what happened to me!
-Baxter Stockman
Shredder:”Call me, the Shredder!” Raphael:”A kitchen utencil?”
-Shredder & Raphael
Karng I need you!
-Shredder
Hurt him on his brithday.
-Shedrrer
Mikey:”Uhhh I left my wallet in my other shell?” April:”Michaelangelo!” Mikey:”Hey it was worth a try.
-April & Michaelangelo
Saki…get back here!!!”
-Krang
PARTYYYYYYYYY!
-Michealangelo
Karng:I’ll remember this Shedder!
Shredder: They call me…The Shredder.
Raphael: A kitchen untencil?
Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honourable foot clan!
Leonardo: And why would we wanna do that?
Shredder: Because it was I that made you what you are today. Don’t deny your destiny…join me…
Raphael: Does the phrase ‘go suck a lemon’ hold any meaning for ya?
Mega move Donatello – Michaelangelo
Avast ye swab, and prepare to meet me trusty blades! – Raphael
(Michelangelo:) Yep, it’s finally happened. The dude has flipped his shell. (Raphael:) It’s time for the ol’ rubber aquarium. – Michelangelo and Raphael
I’m warning you Can Face, I’ve got a blackbelt in black eyes! – Michelangelo
I feel a flashback coming on… *bliiing!* See, yep. I told ya! – Raphael
(Rocksteady:) Shiver me timbers! (Bebop:) And while you’re at it, shiver mine also! – Bebop and Rocksteady
Oh no. Carter got in touch with his inner mutant again. – Raphael
Krang: Shredder! You’re using up what little we have (croaky voice)left!
Rocksteady: It’s Frankula!
Bebop: No…it’s Drakenstien!
Shredder: It’s me you idiots!
“I loOove being a turtle!”
Mikey: Don’t have a cow, man.
Raph: Wrong show.
Shredder:Stop it you fools! You’ll damage the module!
Rocksteady:Well he started it!
Bebhop:I did not, he did!
Shredder: “Tonight i dine on turtle soup.”
Leatherhead: “I guar-on-teee.”
Leonardo: “I’ve got a plan: when I say ‘duck’-”
Michelangelo: “We quack?!”
April: Shake hands with papa Leonardo, uncle Donatello, cousin Raphael, and auntie Michelangelo.
Alfredo: Our bombino will be green??? arividerci!!!
Usagi Yojimbo: TURTLE guards, Eh? The Shogun’s cowardly son, Lord Bisent must’ve sent you!
Raphael: Mellow out, BUGS!
Raphael: You mean you’re actually gonna trust this thing?
Leonardo: Why not?
Raphael: Well, for one thing, the guy who invented it is currently swinging around the city in his underwear.
“We’re not delivering a baby, dimbo!”
“We’re not delivering a baby, dimbo!”
-Raphael
Michelangelo: “Wow, weird looking dudes.”
Raphael: “Yeah, they dress funny too!”
April: “I don’t know who you are, but thanks. *turtles come out into the light* You’re not human!”
Raphael: “Bingo. Yeah, we’re dealing with a real mind here.”
April: “You’re, you’re turtles!
Leonardo: “Yep, so we are.”
April: “I can’t handle this.” *faints*
Michelangelo: “Oh she’s no fun, she fainted.”
~The Turtles and April O’Neil in ‘Turtle Tracks’
Donatello: “What kind of idiot puts his name on a death machine?”
Raphael: “An idiot with an ego problem.”
Hold it right there, even machines must obey the law. Face stern justice appliances! -Casey Jones
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